Friday, March 06, 2009

Henry loves kitty cats

"Honey, I'm just taking the dogs out for their bedtime pee."

Henry, Tika, come on, lets go out. Walkies!"

"Man it's dark out here guys...Tika, what's wrong, why are you whining old girl? Hey! Tika, where are you going? Why are you running back to the house, you didn't even pee yet."

"Henry, where are you? OH NO! Henry come! No don't go over that way!!! Go back to the house with Tika. Ignore that kitty, he does NOT want to play with you. It's a bad bad, kitty. NOOO!!!! Oh shit, not again. Get over here you stupid, half-witted dog. That's the third time now, and you still have not learned. Oh god, right in your face again. You are spectacularly stupid."

"I've told you, IGNORE the black kitties with the white stripes down their back, you stinking idiot."


Carver said...

Too funny. Love the shot of your dog.

Ian Lidster said...

Oh, poor Henry. He was just doing what a dog's gotta do. One advantage of living on Vancouver Island -- no skunks.

Anonymous said...

Yigh - I don't envy you the bathing that followed.

Voyager said...

Carver, It was funny the first time he thought a skunk was a kitty to play with. I'm not laughing any more.

Ian, No skunks on the Island? I did not know that. Would you be interested in a dumb blonde dog?

Citizen, Yes, bathing an 85 pound stinking dog at midnight is not my idea of a good time.


Jazz said...

That would be boy dog, eh?

'nuff said.

Voyager said...

Jazz, You're right, bitches rule. Boys drool.